Tuesday, December 6, 2011

All political parties want to release their own version of Kolaveri – di !


After various versions of Kolaveri ( Female, kids', Mr.bean ) gone viral, almost all the political parties have come forward to release their own versions. They are finding its a very easy way to convey their message to their vote-banks.

Every party want to modify the lyrics to suit their political agenda. Speaking to the media, BSP spokesperson told "Behenji wants its as Elephant-u instead of cow-u. Yes, its little difficult to sing, but its our behenji's order and we cannot go against it." On the other side BJP spokes person's comments clearly showed that they want to bring the saffron color in the song. He commented "We are not happy with dark night, white moon. It’s all old fashioned. We want more colors, like those in the fruits", clearly indicating at the Orange color which is almost Saffron. He continued "Cow is always holy, we like to retain it as it is" !

The Left parties are still in discussions. They are divided with the opinion of using Coconuts and Roshgullas in the song. But they unanimously agreed to use the color RED in their version. RJD is planning to replace the "cow-u" to " buffalo-u". JDS is planing for the farmer's version and will retain "cow-u". TMC wants to add the words "grass-u and Bong-u". NCP is yet to decide on this, but an insider revealed that they will target the "attacker" in this song.
 
DMK from day 1 claiming the authors of original version, since RajaniKant is a strong supporter of DMK. AIADMK would be forced to release their own version by adding 'A' in the end like Cow-a, Moon-a. Telangana wont discuss about this until their issue is resolved!

Congress party's Ramu kaka, Dig-Vijay Singh told to our reporter "We are planning to use still more common words which will be helpful for aam-aadmi. Also it will be dubbed in Italian." Maid working for Gandhi family exposed the MMS of Rahul and Varun boozing and singing Kolaveri under the moon light in their terrace.